Land Tortoise, as a mode of transportation?

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blkfish92 on 03 June 2011

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We have a land tortoise at hour high school. 2 in fact. Merv and Nortina, they are members of our Environmental Education class, and we have prarie dogs, bunnies, ferrets, chinchillas, lizards, snakes, and more stuff.

Ironic how my name is merv, does that make me a tortoise?

I suppose so.

So I'm immortal, excellent...(Rubs hands together deviously)

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That would drive me insane as i'm a very impatient guy!

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blkfish92 on 03 June 2011

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That would drive me insane as i'm a very impatient guy!

Land tortoises are like tanks though, they're unstoppable!

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yo_john117 on 03 June 2011

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That would drive me insane as i'm a very impatient guy!

Land tortoises are like tanks though, they're unstoppable!

Lol yeah but they don't offer much in the form of protection...if a truck hits you at highway speed you and your tortoise will be nothing more then a stain on the road!

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blkfish92 on 03 June 2011

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blkfish92 said:

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That would drive me insane as i'm a very impatient guy!

Land tortoises are like tanks though, they're unstoppable!

Lol yeah but they don't offer much in the form of protection...if a truck hits you at highway speed you and your tortoise will be nothing more then a stain on the road!

You my friend don't know the true untapped powers of a tortoise, and for that I feel pity for you, you should buy a tortoise and you'll see...you'll all see!!

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yo_john117 on 03 June 2011

blkfish92 said:

yo_john117 said:

blkfish92 said:

yo_john117 said:

That would drive me insane as i'm a very impatient guy!

Land tortoises are like tanks though, they're unstoppable!

Lol yeah but they don't offer much in the form of protection...if a truck hits you at highway speed you and your tortoise will be nothing more then a stain on the road!

You my friend don't know the true untapped powers of a tortoise, and for that I feel pity for you, you should buy a tortoise and you'll see...you'll all see!!

xD I don't know it just sounds crazy and kind of worthless

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blkfish92 on 03 June 2011

yo_john117 said:

blkfish92 said:

yo_john117 said:

blkfish92 said:

yo_john117 said:

That would drive me insane as i'm a very impatient guy!

Land tortoises are like tanks though, they're unstoppable!

Lol yeah but they don't offer much in the form of protection...if a truck hits you at highway speed you and your tortoise will be nothing more then a stain on the road!

You my friend don't know the true untapped powers of a tortoise, and for that I feel pity for you, you should buy a tortoise and you'll see...you'll all see!!

xD I don't know it just sounds crazy and kind of worthless

Madness! you're a fool! I hope a swarm of tortoises attack you and your family!!

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yo_john117 on 03 June 2011

blkfish92 said:

yo_john117 said:

blkfish92 said:

yo_john117 said:

blkfish92 said:

yo_john117 said:

That would drive me insane as i'm a very impatient guy!

Land tortoises are like tanks though, they're unstoppable!

Lol yeah but they don't offer much in the form of protection...if a truck hits you at highway speed you and your tortoise will be nothing more then a stain on the road!

You my friend don't know the true untapped powers of a tortoise, and for that I feel pity for you, you should buy a tortoise and you'll see...you'll all see!!

xD I don't know it just sounds crazy and kind of worthless

Madness! you're a fool! I hope a swarm of tortoises attack you and your family!!

I hope they do too cause I would enjoy watching them try to cross the a 2 block field for a year. >:D

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blkfish92 on 03 June 2011

yo_john117 said:

blkfish92 said:

yo_john117 said:

blkfish92 said:

yo_john117 said:

blkfish92 said:

yo_john117 said:

That would drive me insane as i'm a very impatient guy!

Land tortoises are like tanks though, they're unstoppable!

Lol yeah but they don't offer much in the form of protection...if a truck hits you at highway speed you and your tortoise will be nothing more then a stain on the road!

You my friend don't know the true untapped powers of a tortoise, and for that I feel pity for you, you should buy a tortoise and you'll see...you'll all see!!

xD I don't know it just sounds crazy and kind of worthless

Madness! you're a fool! I hope a swarm of tortoises attack you and your family!!

I hope they do too cause I would enjoy watching them try to cross the a 2 block field for a year. >:D

They'll just unleash their true powers, tuck away their legs and thrusters come out and they'll swoop in from the air!!

With me as their leader!!

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yo_john117 on 03 June 2011

blkfish92 said:

yo_john117 said:

blkfish92 said:

yo_john117 said:

blkfish92 said:

yo_john117 said:

blkfish92 said:

yo_john117 said:

That would drive me insane as i'm a very impatient guy!

Land tortoises are like tanks though, they're unstoppable!

Lol yeah but they don't offer much in the form of protection...if a truck hits you at highway speed you and your tortoise will be nothing more then a stain on the road!

You my friend don't know the true untapped powers of a tortoise, and for that I feel pity for you, you should buy a tortoise and you'll see...you'll all see!!

xD I don't know it just sounds crazy and kind of worthless

Madness! you're a fool! I hope a swarm of tortoises attack you and your family!!

I hope they do too cause I would enjoy watching them try to cross the a 2 block field for a year. >:D

They'll just unleash their true powers, tuck away their legs and thrusters come out and they'll swoop in from the air!!

With me as their leader!!

I would bow if you could pull that off! 0_o

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