haha, I found a new link:

http://whywasibanned.com/

It filters them for all the hilarious ones.

"it says in my email that it was because of my motto: "loves to spooge"-- what is exactly wrong about loving my late grandfather, Edmond Spooge Miller?"

LOL!!! some of these stories were gold!!!

lol some of them post with such poker faces!!

Hey, I'm just writing to find out why my account was banned. I haven't done anything, but I was playing this one game where  was doing really well and someone said they'd report me to hacking. I thought he was just upset that I owned him so hard

--Apologies, the ID was permanently banned because a security mod happened to be playing in a game with the aforementioned ID and saw glitching. I wouldn't consider glitching/infecting to be "owning people".

Like, the really think the mods/hosts have no idea lol. Amazing.

Well sheep shagging will do it. NO XBOX LIVE FOR YOU!!! I wonder what village he is from so i can stay far far FAR away from it?

Pictures says it all..

You'd think that parents that have to keep re-subscribing would get the hint that little Johnny's not quite the model child they thought he was...

taking video games away was always a good incentive to behave for me. This way, it's like their behavior takes the games away FOR the parents. XBL is doing the parents job lol.