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After crashing her car Sunday, police said a Scranton woman suspected of burglarizing the Dunmore Inn was found to have a sizeable stash of drugs and money hidden in an unlikely location.

According to a criminal complaint:

Dunmore police Officer Anthony Cali asked Scranton police Officer Nancy Baumann to detain Karin Mackaliunas, 27, 1609 Mulberry St., at the scene of a crash at the North Seventh Avenue off-ramp Sunday evening.

After her car was towed, Ms. Mackaliunas was ready to leave the scene of the crash when Officer Cali contacted Officer Baumann and asked for Ms. Mackaliunas to be detained because she was suspected of stealing items from the inn.

After searching her for weapons, Officer Baumann found three bags of heroin in Ms. Mackaliunas' jacket.

But as the officer drove her to Scranton police headquarters to charge her for drug possession, Officer Baumann noticed Ms. Mackaliunas fidgeting in the backseat of the cruiser.

After a struggle with Officer Baumann during a more thorough search at headquarters, Ms. Mackaliunas asked to speak with Sergeant Michael Mayer and told him she had hidden more heroin in her vagina.

A search of Ms. Mackaliunas by a doctor at Community Medical Center turned up 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22.

Ms. Mackaliunas was charged with possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia and two counts of possession of a controlled substance.

This woman made the handbag obsolete.



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I wonder how many women got away with this.




              

how is that possible? What's with all of your wacky post Galaki?



oldschoolfool said:

how is that possible?


I wasn't born with a vagina. So, I can't really tell you how.



Galaki said:
oldschoolfool said:

how is that possible?


I wasn't born with a vagina. So, I can't really tell you how.


Well,same here buddy. hahahahaha.



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No Way.

What. The. Heck. O_O'



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When I saw the title of this thread, I knew right away Galaki made this.



                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   

And to think that i saw it on Mulberry Street!



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Wouldn't she possibly have the same problem that kills drug mules, the heroin leaking out and giving her an OD?


Sounds all sorts of dangerous.



so the next time I can't find my phone.... *looks at gf sitting on the couch*



 

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