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OMG!!! 
People in here are making me very, very angry. I swear to the Almighty Patapon that if you don't buy this game, I'll take my knife, come to your home, and... AND...
...Give you a very well thought out and well spoken manuscript voicing my displeasure in your actions which are fully understandable and acceptable given your opinion. After you have received my letter and fully read its contents, we shall share a warm muffin that I will have prepared with love and affection. The knife will be administered to cut the muffin precisely into two equal halfs. This will symbolize the respect I have for you as it means I view each other as equal... THEN I'LL TAKE THE KNIFE AND STAB THE FUCK OUT OF YOU, YOU NO GOOD 'NOT GETTING HEAVY RAIN' PIECE OF SHIT!!!
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Still Hilarious