Alberto Fortis - Nuda e senza seno ("Naked and without breast")
A crazy song about making a salad with the breast of a not very bright girl he had casual sex with. The spooky bit is that he composed it at least two years before the case of Issei Sagawa, the Japanese cannibal in Paris. =:-O
Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly! (Pontius Pilate, "Life of Brian")
A fart without stink is like a sky without stars.
TGS, Third Grade Shooter: brand new genre invented by Kevin Butler exclusively for Natal WiiToo Kinect. PEW! PEW-PEW-PEW!

