Oh shit, I just read the Orange Box review on Maxim: "Cheap bastard alert: There's a whole shit-ton of content crammed onto this tiny little disc; and all of it—well, most of it—is first-rate stuff. You've got the masterful Half-Life 2, in its entirety. Then you've got the two additional episodes to Half-Life 2 (the dully named Episode One and Episode Two). Then you've got Portal, a nifty first-person-shooter puzzle game. Finally, you've got Team Fortress 2, a class-based multiplayer game. While Team Fortress 2 doesn't trump Halo 3's near-perfect multiplayer, and Portal is more annoying than anything else, The Orange Box should keep your digits busy for years—yes, years—to come."

I have a rope, a .38, and a desire for jail time. Who's with me? We can't let morons like this get the chance to breed.

and it is even worse then Time's.

http://www.maxim.com/Bestof2007entertainment/articles/2/10476.aspx

1. Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
2. Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock
3. The Orange Box
4. BioShock
5.God of War II
6. Super Mario Galaxy
7. The Darkness
8. Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
9. John Woo's Stranglehold
10. Lost Planet: Extreme Condition

Something about it that is just not right.

Oh shit, I just read the Orange Box review on Maxim: "Cheap bastard alert: There's a whole shit-ton of content crammed onto this tiny little disc; and all of it—well, most of it—is first-rate stuff. You've got the masterful Half-Life 2, in its entirety. Then you've got the two additional episodes to Half-Life 2 (the dully named Episode One and Episode Two). Then you've got Portal, a nifty first-person-shooter puzzle game. Finally, you've got Team Fortress 2, a class-based multiplayer game. While Team Fortress 2 doesn't trump Halo 3's near-perfect multiplayer, and Portal is more annoying than anything else, The Orange Box should keep your digits busy for years—yes, years—to come."

I have a rope, a .38, and a desire for jail time. Who's with me? We can't let morons like this get the chance to breed.