You're such a slut....

Oh my, I'll stop by later..

This thread is full of much win

I'd be down seeing as I don't have those achievements either.

How do you get the henchmen achievement anyhow?

Just play co-op with someone for a set amount of time.  You'll get money as you play.  Reach 1000 gold (I think) and the Achievement unlocks.  It works in local co-op, too.  That's how I got it.

How long do you have to play with them?  Cause I played with a friend for over an hour and I didn't get it.

You obviously haven't met my female avatar in Fable III. STDs galore that woman. She had six husbands that she was married to at the same time (a child each). My avatar's first husband (Elliot) also caught her in their bed with one of her other husbands (revenge for Elliot giving me an STD). I thought it would be hot if he watched. I also had her kill two of her husbands for the Henry VIII achievement. It's too bad that the husbands weren't interested in sharing. I only managed to pull off threesomes and orgies using prostitutes. Though I did have an orgy with Elliot and 3 female prositutes (I built that whorehouse in Albion too!) at the same time. Funnily enough, Elliot was pissed off for her for cheating but yet he had no problem with participating in the Orgy. rofl.

Unfortunately you cannot get pregnant out of wedlock in Fable (trust me, I've tried many times). Which is a shame because that would make for a good "you are NOT the father" or "whose my baby daddy?" achievement.