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Forums - General - Man awarded 650K for lap dance injury.

Now how could something like that happen?

Anyway, was expecting something hilarious. But no, only slightly funny. I'm more confused than amused though.



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LOL, Bayonetta was the striper or something?



650k will certainly help numb the pain



I must be cruel,because I think this is a funny story. lol,lol,lol.



I told them a thousand times we needed locking mechanisms on the vehicle doors!



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trunkswd said:
Esquoret said:

Hey at least he gets to see two strippers for the price of one from now on.



Not only that, but they are twins!

But seriously that must have been extremely painful. If someone can sue McDonalds for getting fat and winning the case, this guy deserves every penny.


are you serious? Who's the fatass?



If he doesn't spend that money on $650,000 worth of lapdances then I have lost faith in humanity.



trunkswd said:
Mr.Metralha said:
trunkswd said:
Esquoret said:

Hey at least he gets to see two strippers for the price of one from now on.



Not only that, but they are twins!

But seriously that must have been extremely painful. If someone can sue McDonalds for getting fat and winning the case, this guy deserves every penny.


are you serious? Who's the fatass?

Wish I could tell you, but I honestly don't know who it was. It is the reason there is no longer a super size.

The bastard.



d21lewis said:

If he doesn't spend that money on $650,000 worth of lapdances then I have lost faith in humanity.

That's a LOT of lap dances, aka, fucking asking for it again! Maybe that's his plan .... a free lifetime supply of lap dances .. until he goes blind.



 

I guess he always sees DOUBLE Ds now. ha ha ha



It's just that simple.