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If possible, I bet this would've happened in Mass Effect 1 all the time



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Even knowing the guy died, this video is pretty damn hilarious.

Its not like he was murdered. He was being a douche and you could see the elevator left.

As the old saying goes... "Relax, you'll live longer."



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I laughed, I immediately thought the man must be given a Darwin award, but I can't hate myself for this, during the last two days I used up all my hate for that filthy monster Michele Misseri, the uncle of that poor girl, Sarah Scazzi.

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dallas said:
Cheebee said:

Wow those doors gave away like they were cardboard. :-S



That's exactly why i'm doubting the video...

They were just long-sighted: they built them that way for the LULZ!!!   



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patapon said:

If possible, I bet this would've happened in Mass Effect 1 all the time


Yes, yes indeed.  I still hate that elevator from hell.

Unless this guy is mentally challenged or something, I will not feel bad about laughing.  Darwin will be pleased.



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one less asshole. Too bad another 10 were born during the writing of this post.



Mr Khan said:

I can't stop laughing and am about to piss myself.

Help.

But if the Segway inventor driving his segway off a cliff to his own death was supposed to be funny, this is allowed to be funny.

That wasn't the Segway inventor!  It was the new CEO who bought the company.  The guy who invented the Segway is still around inventing other awesome contraptions, like prosthetic arms you can CONTROL WITH YOUR MIND.

But I laughed my ass off at that Segway CEO dying, and I laughed my ass... maybe halfway off or so when I saw the video in this OP.  I just hope the guy didn't have any mental problems or anything.



chapset said:
zuvuyeay said:
chapset said:

does that count as suicide? will he go to hell or heaven?? oh wait... those shit don't exist


you are a 100% sure about that?

what was that guy doing ramming a lift shaft,i guess that what happens when you do

yes

the guy was to lazy to wait, can you get any lazier then that

Being to lazy to walk...oh wait.





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Oh man I kinda peed a little



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