I remember when my favorite 8-Bit character used to be so bad ass. They would go in single handedly without weapons and find everything along the way becoming more and more powerful. They wouldn't whine and complain about their boss. They would NEVER let somebody of the opposite sex have such an effect on them and when it's time to pull the trigger when their friend is in need, they'd do it! I mean they already fought/beat that boss many times before in other 8-Bit/Portable games, right? It's fucking ridiculous.
Samus? No! I'm talking about Solid Snake/Naked Snake.
I mean look at him. His friend is being killed by Metal Gear and he's afraid to pull the trigger? He's yelling "NO! I CAN'T DO IT!", like a little wuss. He used to be such an ass kicker. And don't get me started about his superior officer. I mean, here we have the "greatest soldier that ever lived", and look who he answers to: THE BOSS? A WOMAN!? That is so sexist. It's an insult to his fans--male fans, specifically. He's always whining about this woman because "They're such good friends." And don't get me started on the story. It's so crazy and inconsistent. Uuugh! You know what, Metal Gear franchise? FUCK YOU!
--See, G4/Abbie Heppe? Two can play at this game!!









