As the most popular, and of course accurate, way of comparing things for promotional purposes I thought to end the Eyepet vs. Dogs debate I would put together the definitive comparison chart to see if KB is, as has been the case up to now a striaght up guy and always coming in the w unbiased truth. Or if he has finally succumbed to the corporate world and is guilty of spinning misleading slander against the opposition.
It was close, but it seems KB has taken a reputation hit on this one. Of course cats are excluded because they come with all the same downsides as Dogs but almost none of the upsides.
|
Features |
Eyepet |
Dogs |
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Real |
|
☺ |
|
Poops |
☺ |
|
|
Setup cost |
☺ |
|
|
Lifetime cost |
☺ |
|
|
Dies |
☺ |
|
|
Foot warmer |
|
☺ |
|
Fleas |
☺ |
|
|
Affection |
|
☺☺ |
|
Security |
|
☺ |
|
Bites little kids |
☺ |
|
|
Can be turned off if gets annoying |
☺ |
|
|
Chews up expensive shoes |
☺ |
|
|
Pees on expensive carpet when nervous |
☺ |
|
|
A public menace if not trained properly |
☺ |
|
|
A useful, loyal companion to humans since before recorded history |
|
☺☺☺ |
|
Comes with trophy support |
☺ |
☺ |
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Gives back more than it gets |
|
☺☺ |
|
Gets you out of the house |
|
☺ |
Eypet: happy faces: 11; sad faces: 9; overall +2
Dogs: happy faces: 12; sad faces: 10; overall +2
Dogs win on countback by virtue of having more happy faces.
Kevin Butler: You need to Tweet some retractions smartly, Mr. VP of Major Marketing Miscalculations.
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