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Funtime on 02 September 2010
Serious_frusting said:
Funtime said:

When I was 16 one of my friends, even though he was the same age, was able to grow a full beard. He was like a human-grizzly hybrid. About 5 of us pooled our money together one night and sent him into the liquor store. None of us had jobs so the only thing he could afford to get us that would be "effective" was a bunch of 40's of Colt 45 and Old English.

We got blitzed in the local park. One of my friends passed out, and one of my other friends thought it would be hilarious to pee on him. He was right. It was hilarious, and that was my first time drinking beer....if you can even consider Colt 45 and Old English to be beer.

 


that would be old english cider?

Malt liquor.



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Vetteman94 on 02 September 2010
Funtime said:
Serious_frusting said:
Funtime said:

When I was 16 one of my friends, even though he was the same age, was able to grow a full beard. He was like a human-grizzly hybrid. About 5 of us pooled our money together one night and sent him into the liquor store. None of us had jobs so the only thing he could afford to get us that would be "effective" was a bunch of 40's of Colt 45 and Old English.

We got blitzed in the local park. One of my friends passed out, and one of my other friends thought it would be hilarious to pee on him. He was right. It was hilarious, and that was my first time drinking beer....if you can even consider Colt 45 and Old English to be beer.

 


that would be old english cider?

Malt liquor.

I cant believe you drank that stuff,  its disgusting, but I guess at that time and age beggars cant be choosers



Funtime on 02 September 2010
Vetteman94 said:
Funtime said:
Serious_frusting said:
Funtime said:

When I was 16 one of my friends, even though he was the same age, was able to grow a full beard. He was like a human-grizzly hybrid. About 5 of us pooled our money together one night and sent him into the liquor store. None of us had jobs so the only thing he could afford to get us that would be "effective" was a bunch of 40's of Colt 45 and Old English.

We got blitzed in the local park. One of my friends passed out, and one of my other friends thought it would be hilarious to pee on him. He was right. It was hilarious, and that was my first time drinking beer....if you can even consider Colt 45 and Old English to be beer.

 


that would be old english cider?

Malt liquor.

I cant believe you drank that stuff,  its disgusting, but I guess at that time and age beggars cant be choosers

The stuff is just awful. I've never tasted piss, but I imagine it can't be much worse than Colt 45 lol.



wfz on 03 September 2010

Never had beer, never will, and that has nothing to do with manliness. lol

I will excuse your OP because I understand you were just having fun.

 

EDIT: *Looks at the sig of the person above me* True manliness comes from going to Vegan School.



FaRmLaNd on 03 September 2010

17 I think, my first beer was VB, which is the most popular beer in Australia and one of the worst. Thankfully I continued with different beers and now I have a great love affair with the stuff.



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sapphi_snake on 03 September 2010
forest-spirit said:
dtewi said:

That's illegal!!!

Anyway, I haven't had any alcohol in my life yet.

But I first masturbated when I was 11. Does that count?


Depends on if it was part of group masturbation or not. Men do not masturbate in front of each other!

Now that's not PC at all.



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forest-spirit on 03 September 2010
sapphi_snake said:
forest-spirit said:
dtewi said:

That's illegal!!!

Anyway, I haven't had any alcohol in my life yet.

But I first masturbated when I was 11. Does that count?


Depends on if it was part of group masturbation or not. Men do not masturbate in front of each other!

Now that's not PC at all.

Ugh, I guess that sentence could be interpreted in numerous ways >_>.



Hephaestos on 03 September 2010

i'm french....

champagne every new years since i'm 3 (my sister used to get drunk on it at 5...).

Occasional wine (not a fan) when my parents had some.

Martini when we had people over at the house (10-16)

since 15 though I party with friends....

funny thing was when I was in the US and I was the alcohol dealer of my dorm... I was 19 and somehow the only one with drinks. Oh I also learned that you can't buy alcohol after a certain hour in Atlanta.

 

Regarding beer.... I hate it. Only drink it cause it's a soft alcohol.... I like the flavored ones (Desperados)... cause it doesn't taste like beer. Oh and it has to be Ice cold, warm beer makes me vomit ( well no last time I vomite from alcohol was 10 years ago but heh).



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the_bloodwalker on 03 September 2010

I had my first beer at age 11.

and my first beer drunk night was when I was 15.



draik on 03 September 2010

I thought this thread was about transvestites getting an operation. I'm disappointed.