i thought i was a man until i played Castlevania.

now i recognize i am a miserable little pile of secrets.

I'm not sure when I had my first beer. I got drunk at 13 with a friend for the first time though.

On this stuff:

Tasted absolutely horrible.

Never had one. But I love lemonade. I don't remember my first lemonade.

That is far from a "horrible" liquor. It's better than $50 a bottle. Not fantastic for a 15 year single malt but not bad, either.

drinking beer is not being a man.......

I think I'm the only not-man of my class......

That's illegal!!!

Anyway, I haven't had any alcohol in my life yet.

But I first masturbated when I was 11. Does that count?

well i had my first beer around the age of 6. old Milwaukee, and about 15 yr's later a 16 ounce would cause me to fail my driving test, and i havn't been behind the wheel of a car sense. i wasn't drunk or anything, i just didn't fell right and i pointed to the beer as the source of the problem. or maybe it was just nerves.

i did well enough to get my permit and it expierse on my birthday 2012.

Can't stand beer

I think I was given a tiny sip when I was about 1y.o though, so then.
otherwise i was probbaly about 14/15 when I tasted it again... and have tried a few different types on various occasions since, but never managed a pint in one go because it tastes like dirty water.

I drink cider, wine and spirits, not beer.

8:30 AM

This morning.  The operation was a success (or a failure, depends how you look at it)