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voty2000 said:

My father's penis fell off after he impregnated my mom, she keeps it in the freezer.  How do you deal with that?


Well for starters, you never, ever buy novelty popsicles.



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You were so desperate you got a raccoon pregnant.

Thanks a lot asshole.



WessleWoggle said:

Your my daddy? Been using heroin like usual? Living on the streets? 


Oh god. I lol'd hard



SOLIDSNAKE08 said:

its been confirmed today that GT5 has a weather system, track editor and go karts! seriously i think this is going to be the best selling in the series even beating GT3 sales of 14 million plus!

NiKKoM said:

That was a real thinker!



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Incest!!!







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pbroy said:
NiKKoM said:


Incest!!!

Actually........




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This isn't funny, it's just fucking garbage. Go to 4chan if you want to share memes. Too bad even those 14 year old basement lurkers don't even want this kind of turd.



WessleWoggle said:

Your my daddy? Been using heroin like usual? Living on the streets? 


thats why i have no fear of admitting this.  no one can get any child support from me if i dont have any money.  i have to use the computer at a public library to even post this.



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MrBubbles said:
WessleWoggle said:

Your my daddy? Been using heroin like usual? Living on the streets? 


thats why i have no fear of admitting this.  no one can get any child support from me if i dont have any money.  i have to use the computer at a public library to even post this.

Damn, what was my mom thinking?!



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