My father's penis fell off after he impregnated my mom, she keeps it in the freezer. How do you deal with that?
Can I have a raise in my allowance then? Oh yeah, and can I drop out of military school? It kinda sucks.
Where is my school , highschool and college money?
- Wasteland - The Mission.
Dad... Daddy... you owe me alamony you SOB!
"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"
"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."
(The Voice of a Generation and Seece)
"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"
(pizzahut451)
| SmoothCriminal said: Can I have a raise in my allowance then? Oh yeah, and can I drop out of military school? It kinda sucks. |
You're actually in military school?
"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"
"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."
(The Voice of a Generation and Seece)
"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"
(pizzahut451)
| MrBubbles said: i am... your father |
I thought it was that you were likely to be eaten by a grue.
daddy!
Danm, you shouldn't have donated so much sperm. Now we all wan't love and money.
| NiKKoM said:
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Oh my..., had to read it twice to get it.... damn it, made me laugh hard
03/10/09 HUGE day in my life:
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