This is quite off topic, but I have a question... What do you mean by "= New Pants" ?
I see people post statements like that all the time, particularly when they try to hype stuff, and I don't understand it in the slightest. Why would I feel the inclination to change my pants after watching a video? What if I don't wear pants... Or anything for that matter? Should I change my skin?
I've thought long and hard about this perplexity but have come to no concrete understanding. Is the "new pants" perhaps because people are wearing stylish pants in the vidical? And in an effort to be cool like them, you're advising that I should go out and purchase biker trousers? I admit that the idea of wearing stylish pants has been a prominent thought in my head for quite some time. From my understanding, this is how MCHammer amassed a following during the 80s. And I figure that if I can get some cool, hip pants like him, I might be the next big thing
In addition to you possibly stealth advertising for biker apparel, I thought you might be combining too separate ideas together just out of laziness, separating them with an "=" and calling it a day. If this is the case and you are suggesting I might need new pants, I inform you that I will never purchase another pair of pants in my natural born life (MCHammer pants excluded). My present aversion to pants stems from my childhood where father decided that whipping my brother and I with leather pants was more humane a punishment than giving time outs. Revenge is a bitch though because everytime I go visit my parents, I make a habit out of whipping my dad with a belt whenever his dementia kicks in.
I suppose the most obvious implication for your title is that the video somehow causes the viewer to lose control of their bowels, thus rendering them in desperate need of a new pair of pants (or in my case, a new chair). But I don't think this is the case because that would be one grosses hyperbole I've ever heard. And TBH, I've only seen one video on the Internet that uncontrollably made me evacuate my bowels. But I prefer not to get into detail for that one...
So what the hell is it!?
Hmm... I can't believe I just ranted like that! I might not even post this thing even though I want to know the answer. (Hovers mouse redical over reply) reply, no reply, reply, no reply, yes, no, yes, no...?
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