Girl quits her job on dry erase board, emails entire office,hilarity ensues

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theprof00 on 11 August 2010

sapphi_snake said:

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TOL'JA

http://thechive.com/2010/08/11/a-word-from-jenny-16-photos/

You were right, but that's still a cool way to quit a job.

It's a stupid way to quit a job. And it really only works in an office job. You burn your bridges when you do stuff like this. Ok fine so you won't be in any legal trouble or anything, but you will be known far and wide, ad you will have just wasted two years of experience.

Any type of retail work, there are so much better, funnier ways to quit, my mind recalling a scene from half-baked. Retail sucks. You don't need their reference. Just say you were in school. That's what I've always done.

Again, given the nature of being fake, it's just not that funny. The humor lies in her exposing a villainous boss (who doesn't even exist). There aren't any other jokes in it either.

TheProf00 adlibs a reaction. Sarcasm ensues. "Your bad breath"! Ohh SNAP! "HPOA" Ohh MAN he totally went there! "Garbage DiSPENCER" OMGROFLOLWTFBBQ SHE JUST MADE A PUN ON A WORD THAT DOESN't EXIST!!!!!!

Those would have been good if it was real, because she's insulting someone of higher authority, a taboo in our culture, but one everyone wishes they could have the balls to do. But without the taboo. It's just words on a dry erase board. Only thing interesting left is her HPOA

There you go again with your stupid logic Captain Yawn.

I agree though that it's not very funny now that it's I know it's not real. You're right about her not being witty at all, or saying any real jokes. I should've realised this thing was 100% false when the coup de grace in the guy's Internet history was FarmVille. Seriosuly! Guys watch porn at the office, don't they?

exactly. And not every porn site is blocked at work. There are a lot that skirt under the radar.

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sapphi_snake on 11 August 2010

theprof00 said:

sapphi_snake said:

theprof00 said:

sapphi_snake said:

theprof00 said:

TOL'JA

http://thechive.com/2010/08/11/a-word-from-jenny-16-photos/

You were right, but that's still a cool way to quit a job.

It's a stupid way to quit a job. And it really only works in an office job. You burn your bridges when you do stuff like this. Ok fine so you won't be in any legal trouble or anything, but you will be known far and wide, ad you will have just wasted two years of experience.

Any type of retail work, there are so much better, funnier ways to quit, my mind recalling a scene from half-baked. Retail sucks. You don't need their reference. Just say you were in school. That's what I've always done.

Again, given the nature of being fake, it's just not that funny. The humor lies in her exposing a villainous boss (who doesn't even exist). There aren't any other jokes in it either.

TheProf00 adlibs a reaction. Sarcasm ensues. "Your bad breath"! Ohh SNAP! "HPOA" Ohh MAN he totally went there! "Garbage DiSPENCER" OMGROFLOLWTFBBQ SHE JUST MADE A PUN ON A WORD THAT DOESN't EXIST!!!!!!

Those would have been good if it was real, because she's insulting someone of higher authority, a taboo in our culture, but one everyone wishes they could have the balls to do. But without the taboo. It's just words on a dry erase board. Only thing interesting left is her HPOA

There you go again with your stupid logic Captain Yawn.

I agree though that it's not very funny now that it's I know it's not real. You're right about her not being witty at all, or saying any real jokes. I should've realised this thing was 100% false when the coup de grace in the guy's Internet history was FarmVille. Seriosuly! Guys watch porn at the office, don't they?

exactly. And not every porn site is blocked at work. There are a lot that skirt under the radar.

And it's very unlikely that a normal guy (especially one that calls his assistant a HPOA) wouldn't regularly visit such sites. Heck, I bet even the Pope does it. They must have internet in the Vatican, no?

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The Ghost of RubangB on 11 August 2010

@theprof00, you've never heard of a "dispenser" before?

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The Ghost of RubangB said:

@theprof00, you've never heard of a "dispenser" before?

that dispenses garbage? Hmmmmm.....now that I think about it...nope, still no. Doesn't exist.

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The Ghost of RubangB on 12 August 2010

theprof00 said:

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@theprof00, you've never heard of a "dispenser" before?

that dispenses garbage? Hmmmmm.....now that I think about it...nope, still no. Doesn't exist.

HER BOSS DISPENSES GARBAGE BECAUSE HE'S SO DIRTY AND SMELLY!

Just because it's not that funny doesn't mean it's completely illogical and crazy. It's just a lame pun. If there was a smelly guy named Spenser who smelled like garbage, and maybe a trash can that was overflowing with garbage so some fell on the floor, it wouldn't be hard to put the two together into a bad joke.

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theprof00 on 12 August 2010

The Ghost of RubangB said:

theprof00 said:

The Ghost of RubangB said:

@theprof00, you've never heard of a "dispenser" before?

that dispenses garbage? Hmmmmm.....now that I think about it...nope, still no. Doesn't exist.

HER BOSS DISPENSES GARBAGE BECAUSE HE'S SO DIRTY AND SMELLY!

Just because it's not that funny doesn't mean it's completely illogical and crazy. It's just a lame pun. If there was a smelly guy named Spenser who smelled like garbage, and maybe a trash can that was overflowing with garbage so some fell on the floor, it wouldn't be hard to put the two together into a bad joke.

your explanation is funnier than the joke is.

I never said it was illogical and crazy. It's just not funny at all. Not witty. Not clever. And it's not original. XD

In fact, it's downright disin-jenny-ous.

seriously, it would have been funny if she had a followup slide that said "IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE SO DIRTY AND SMELLY". That would have been funny.