sapphi_snake said:
You fooled me! I had this whole image of a sweet old man living in a retirement home, abandoned by his family, all alone with nothing but video games, a hobby that he picked up from one of the kids volunteering at the old folks home. I had this whole ideea of me adding him as a friend on this site and befriending him and eventually going to the Uk to visit him, 'cause you know, his kids and grandkids had forgotten about him, to busy with their petty shallow lives. And we would play Halo 3 on the Xbox 360 they had at the old folks home, and he'd tell me his life story and I'd learn valuable life lessons and he'd relive his youth through me and encourage me to not be afraid to live my life.The kids volunteering would pick on him and call him senile and replace his heart medicine with tic-tacs, but I'd scare them off and defend him And after I'd return home to Romania,and one day I'd notice that he didn't respond to an email I had sent him some time ago, so I'd make an expensive phone call to the old folks home in the UK and I'd learn that he had passed away. So I'd go back to the UK to his funeral and see what a-holes his family is, saying what a looser he was and how he never made any money and how they didn't have anything to inherit. Outraged, and knowing what a nice wonderfull man he was, I'd write a book in his honour that would become a best seller and adapted into a Lifetime movie starring Ian McKellen as the old guy and a good looking hot up and coming newcomer as me. And then I'd be invited on Oprah and she'd compliment my book that had sold 1 million copies in the US in just 1 month and what a nice young man I was and how extremely handsome I was. Damn you, you barely-got-out-of-puberty punk! Damn you for ruining my dream of being on Oprah! |
i can still tell you life lessons, ive been living on a volcano for 15 years,we had wars, corrupt presidants, the killing of gay man, basically i can teach you anything you want. and il love beating you at halo 3. then you can go to oprah and right how wonderful my country is, then youl be bigger then oprah.
Being in 3rd place never felt so good








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