Call me Mr. Nice guy.
- Bought groceries for an elderly lady
- Mentor for a troubled child (and I hate children)
- Bought Wii Virtual Consoles for various people on VGChartz
- Met a kid who was having trouble at home and somehow got on the subject of "Gun" for PS2. Bought it for him.
- When a girl said "Not in the face", I put it on her stomach
- Changed tires for more motorists than I can remember.
- Filled up the gas tank of an old lady when gas was very expensive. She was stranded in my town.
- Gave a really nervous waiter a $15 tip for a $30 meal, yesterday. He shook my hand as I was leaving.
- Gave my prized copy of Spider-Man The New Adventures to some kid whose mom I was banging
- Gave more gifts/meals/money to family than I can remember (but that's because I love 'em!)
- In Heavy Rain, I fed Shaun instead of playing basketball in the yard. I also bought him so chewies, the next day.
And to balance things out--I've done a lot of bad things to a lot of good people. One thing that isn't the worst thing I've done but I feel bad about almost everyday was: One day my little girl was arguing with me. She said she was going to run away from home. I let her walk out the front door but I was looking out of the window. She never even left the steps. She just stood there. Then, she came back inside. When I saw her coming, I ran to the kitchen, put a packet of ketchup in my mouth. When my kid came back inside, I pretended that I was dead (and let ketchup run out of the side of my mouth). She fell to the floor, crying "I'm sorry! I'm sorry". I got up and told her I was just playing. That troubles me, everytime I think about it. I was an asshole.










