I contracted Chlamydia once. Classic burning when you urinate, discharge situation there. When I say burn I mean BURN and not just when I peed just especially when I did. Anyways I was sure I had it because I made my GF get tested and it was positive.
So anyways I went to the Doctor. The way they check..... you drop your pants, (embarassing) they take a really long thin Q-Tip and jam it down the shaft of your penis (embarassing & painful). Not just a little either, not half way, all the way down.
Then you get some antibiotics and problem solved. Still I'm glad it wasn't any of the 3 H's... Hep, Herp, or HIV.
"What have i done.? Is it too late to save me from this place? From the depths of the grave? We all are those .. who thought we were brave."