badgenome on 27 May 2010
We've all seen the horrifying Cougar Man (I dream about him sometimes) and the hilarious (and kind of sexy; I think it's the accent) Gunslinger Dog and the nun getting splattered by a train (she totally deserved it), but nothing prepared me for getting peed on. I was hiding behind a rock on the side of the road for some reason (probably because, derp, I'd just learned how to properly take cover and was amazed by this strange new ability) when a guy jumps off his horse and unleashes a golden stream about two inches from Marston's head. I was stunned! But not stunned enough that I didn't consider blowing his inconsiderate brains out (I would have, too, but I had just attained hero status).
So, what are your funniest stories? Let's hear 'em!
