before i paste this this thread let me take a moment and let my breath out

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okay i am done

Colorado psychic arrested for telling clients their money was possessed by evil spirits

Nancy Marks, a psychic from Lafayette, Colorado, was arrested for fraud after telling clients their "money [was] evil" and that she'd take their cursed cash so "the money would suffer" instead. Marks made at least $290,000 using this scam.

Marks - who runs a psychic reading business creatively named Psychic Readings - warned victims that malicious spirits were haunting their bank accounts and that she would take the evil assets off their hands. Her scam would've continued had a whistleblower named Linda not contacted police. According to Linda,

For each evil spirit that was supposedly around me, she told me a certain number of thousand of dollars that I needed to bring to her [...] She told me if I didn't give her more and more money, that something terrible would befall my mother.

Marks is charged with two counts of Theft Over $20,000 and one count of Criminal Impersonation. If Marks told you Vigo the Carpathian was exercising demonic influence over your bank account, you can contact detectives at (303)-665-5571.

[via KDVR]

If people are stupid enough to give her their money, why stop them?

so are you telling me my 289 999$ wasnt cursed?!

I don't understand what the problem is. If anyone is dumb enough to fall for this, they don't deserve their money.

i know, i am just laughing at how stupid people are these days.

She looks like a crack whore tweeker what morons there must be who live in Colorado, excluding me of course!

(Note to idiots, this song is not to be taken literally!!! Especially that part about money being evil)

looks like there is a lot of pink floyd fans in colorado.