I win.

Go me!!!
I wonder who will win in the end and if thre would actually be a winner

A winner is ME

^^^^^^^^^^ Actually you're wrong, it's me

Im winning again

Aw fuck! Good thing I have an uber atomic nuke that can blow up the world with the press of a button!!! After this post, Imma press the button. By destroying the world, nobody will be able to post after me!

MUHAHAHAHAH!!! (presses button)

I'll take the lead (for now)

:(

It didn't work... That'll teach me to give some homeless guy behind the liquor store a blowjob in return for a WMD.

At least I can take comfort in the fact that I'm currently winning!

This is the last post.

There should be a rule that if there isn't a post within a certain amount of time, say 12 hours? after a post then the person wins! And I'm winning.