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jjseth on 18 May 2010

Dude... it's not a chick you're talking to.

His name is Phil, and he thinks you have a purdy mouth.

And condoms are for sissy's, real men use latex gloves.



 


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TheNoobHolocaust on 18 May 2010
jjseth said:
Dude... it's not a chick you're talking to.

His name is Phil, and he thinks you have a purdy mouth.

And condoms are for sissy's, real men use latex gloves.

yes because real men have 5 wangs




Get your Portable ID!

GodOfWar_3ever on 21 May 2010
darthdevidem01 said:
KingFate said:
darthdevidem01 said:
KingFate said:
darthdevidem01 said:
Toastboy, do you love her?

Who cares if he does? It's his first time, love has no place in that.

It doesn't?

As dunno said previously, that's what you should do. You never want your first to be with someone you actually like it will be disappointing for you and her. Get a few knotches in your bedpost then you can be with a girl you actually care about.

so you can't get "good at sex" in any other way apart from having it with random girls?

you can practice using a pillow...



Mr Khan on 21 May 2010
Barozi said:
haha make sure to film it for us !

on a second thought I don't wanna see that....

"VGChartz busted as child porn ring."

 

That would cause a field day at GAF, at least.



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RockSmith372 on 21 May 2010

Oh God, that has to be the most awkward moments ever. When you have to go to a store and buy condoms, especially if the clerk's a girl like my first time I got condoms. Figuring out which size, most companies who make condoms have websites that help you figure out what size you are.