jjseth on 18 May 2010
Dude... it's not a chick you're talking to.
His name is Phil, and he thinks you have a purdy mouth.
And condoms are for sissy's, real men use latex gloves.
My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this, but not my charizard.
