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Wojtas on 27 November 2007

So basically i want to hear jokes about other nations. We are to avoid any really offending jokes, ya got it? I especially want to hear those Polish jokes that i read about in newspapers. Here are my two jokes about french people:

 How many gears does a french tank have?

5. Four in reverse and one normal in case the french get attacked from behind. (Ha, i kill myself!!) 

 Why are there no fireworks in Paris Disneyland?

Because every time there would be a show firework show, the french would try to give up (HA!!).

 

As i said, this is not about insulting other nations as about having a good laugh and showing steroetypes. So have at them, and i do hope some of you have some Polish jokes. 



Deep into the darkness pearing

Long i stood there

Wondering

Fearing

Doubting. 

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Parokki on 27 November 2007

Have you heard the one about the Polish guy who made jokes about the military history of France? Yeah, that was pretty absurd. ^__________^



ProfDallas on 27 November 2007

The only thing better than this are ethnic jokes.



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ItsaMii on 27 November 2007

If the Portuguese users agree to let me post some Portuguese jokes, then it is ok.



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