I actually tried to get hired here once, but I didn't get the job for some reason :( http://www.vgchartz.com/forum/thread.php?id=105946
I'll just copy and paste my interview and hope for the best!!! (Crosses fingers)

My name is Buster Jewbralte and next to me is my best friend, Mr. Plant. Just a few character traits... I hate shoes, love the company of another gentleman and fear taking showers. I spend the vast majority of my time drawing tentacle porn. This is why I believe I am qualified for your current job opening. If you need a long, uncircumcised penis drawn, I'm your man.
Due to particular regulatory measures on this site, I'm afraid I cannot show you my finished work/tentacle porn. So here is some of my more exotic works minus the tentacles.

(some animation work)

(Happy girl about to get some)

(LSD inspired?)
I'd also like to add that I'm pro at MS paint and making LBP levels that involve penis. If you feel that I may be an asset to you please send me a PM or contact me via E-Mail at mr2inches@yahoo.com
Thank you for this opportunity and I hope to hear back from you soon.