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But with no condom people might get squaids :O



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jneul said:
Galaki said:
twesterm said:
I've wonder this and a few other things myself. You know it's going to happen eventually because just like the Wii, there will be the morons that heat each other with the Move controllers and eventually the idiot that puts their controller through their nice TV.

I too would like to see the video you're talking about jneul. I assume the Move can still do some things with the ball covered up, but for many (not all) of the Move functions the camera needs to see the ball.

jneul apparently knows so much about the Move months before its release.

 

watch the engadget show(with the ps move coverage) and you will learn all, i am still not giving you the links for being so childish about this whole issue tho, that much you will have to find out for yourself, and trust me it is not that hard to find

I think I even saw the video on here where the guy just squized the ball to show it was soft.

 

anyways, soft parts are more likely to be torn or chewed... maybe not the best choice over a protective skin...



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jneul, you need to not take things too seriously.

You sound like Sony's your retarded child that nobody is allowed to comment on it.


Now, let's suppose the ball part is like foam soft and will not hurt people, the rest of it are still made of hard parts.



Easy enough to design a condom that goes over the shaft all nice and snug for perfect grip and to stop things getting all sweaty, but leave the knob fully exposed for maximum entertainment and minimal interference.

What really makes the Wiimote need a condom for protection is because it's all square with corners and edges. So, unprotected you could easily take an eye out with it. The Move controller is all round and curvy so in an unsheathed state its eye putting out potential is minimal, and putting on rubbery protection really doesn't improve safety. So the only need for a condom is for improved grip and keeping grubby hands off the glistening surface of its curvaceous naked form.

They both have the wrist strap of course, which prevents ranged attacks very effectively, when worn as instructed.



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binary solo said:
Easy enough to design a condom that goes over the shaft all nice and snug for perfect grip and to stop things getting all sweaty, but leave the knob fully exposed for maximum entertainment and minimal interference.

What really makes the Wiimote need a condom for protection is because it's all square with corners and edges. So, unprotected you could easily take an eye out with it. The Move controller is all round and curvy so in an unsheathed state its eye putting out potential is minimal, and putting on rubbery protection really doesn't improve safety. So the only need for a condom is for improved grip and keeping grubby hands off the glistening surface of its curvaceous naked form.

They both have the wrist strap of course, which prevents ranged attacks very effectively, when worn as instructed.

Nice to see a constructive post explaining why a condom may not be necessary without getting all defensive.



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See... I thought this was going to be about the grip and how some people have thrown their wiimotes at their TVs.

In which case Sony wouldn't release similar grips... because it's synergy. You throw your Sony move into your Sony Bravia... it's time for a new Bravia!

Synergy.  Heck, they're probably greasing up the controllers with chicken grease as we speak.



Galaki said:
jneul, you need to not take things too seriously.

You sound like Sony's your retarded child that nobody is allowed to comment on it.


Now, let's suppose the ball part is like foam soft and will not hurt people, the rest of it are still made of hard parts.

 

Dont worry Galaki, if you had a retarded child I would still insult it



scottie said:
Galaki said:
jneul, you need to not take things too seriously.

You sound like Sony's your retarded child that nobody is allowed to comment on it.


Now, let's suppose the ball part is like foam soft and will not hurt people, the rest of it are still made of hard parts.

Dont worry Galaki, if you had a retarded child I would still insult it

Don't insult my DS :(



i dislike the condom thingies on the Wii mote, they always make the wii mote dirty.



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Galaki said:
scottie said:
Galaki said:
jneul, you need to not take things too seriously.

You sound like Sony's your retarded child that nobody is allowed to comment on it.


Now, let's suppose the ball part is like foam soft and will not hurt people, the rest of it are still made of hard parts.

Dont worry Galaki, if you had a retarded child I would still insult it

Don't insult my DS :(

 

Why not? I hear its mother was a gameboy micro! She couldn't even give herself away.