My friend got a hold of my phone and looked into my sent items list and declared me insane. So I decided to share to find out for real.

In chronological order:

• I am suffering a cheek dilemma. Which morsel of flubba shud i spank 1st?
• Oh? Was it bd?
• Im touchn my bitch erotically, U?
• 1
• 1
• He
• Gd? Ur own magnifique self?
• Havin sex, u?
• 1 no fatigue g u?
• 9 y u tire? Are ur pants expired?
• Do you listen to Queen: I want to break free?
• 2 jst aids band. Bt it ok as every1 has aids
• Aids was invented by cats in order to make humans 2 scared 2 get it on so that they cud sleep on the bed in peace.
• I think thats y queen guy afraid of pussy and also y mst aids victims rthe same
• 1
• Hey this is my tmp number my sim crd broke
• 1 broke lol water
• Y
• 9 u refuse?
• 2 I cud nt do
• 1 u r rite
• 9
• Hey cnt dial due to cook
• K
• G
• Dog Walk
• Hayley had a grey vaginal discharge
• Day 4 love lust and unlimited sex appeal?
• Um neg G I jst have sum things to do
• Wat? Jst a couple of tasks g nt much
• I am like an oven. I bake 4 u

So?

Btw 1 = yes, 2 = no, 11 = LOL 9 = boooo

I love that song!

OOooooooooh I want to break free
bay bah

I totally 11'd reading the OP!

I think by your posts on this forum we already knew you were... these texts just confirm it ;)

Im so random.

I am quite confused as to what was going on, was that one conversation with one person or multiple conversations with different people?

So for now until further clarification, I would say insane

One conversation with one person. I had deleted my inbox so I can't provide the responses.

i can never read text talk someones like C U l8r im like wtf! O_o

"Aids was invented by cats in order to make humans 2 scared 2 get it on so that they cud sleep on the bed in peace."

Insane? Not at all.

Cats cause catastrophies, everyone knows this.