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My friend got a hold of my phone and looked into my sent items list and declared me insane. So I decided to share to find out for real.

In chronological order:

  • I am suffering a cheek dilemma. Which morsel of flubba shud i spank 1st?
  • Oh? Was it bd?
  • Im touchn my bitch erotically, U?
  • 1
  • 1
  • He
  • Gd? Ur own magnifique self?
  • Havin sex, u?
  • 1 no fatigue g u?
  • 9 y u tire? Are ur pants expired?
  • Do you listen to Queen: I want to break free?
  • 2 jst aids band. Bt it ok as every1 has aids
  • Aids was invented by cats in order to make humans 2 scared 2 get it on so that they cud sleep on the bed in peace.
  • I think thats y queen guy afraid of pussy and also y mst aids victims rthe same
  • 1
  • Hey this is my tmp number my sim crd broke
  • 1 broke lol water
  • Y
  • 9 u refuse?
  • 2 I cud nt do
  • 1 u r rite
  • 9
  • Hey cnt dial due to cook
  • K
  • G
  • Dog Walk
  • Hayley had a grey vaginal discharge
  • Day 4 love lust and unlimited sex appeal?
  • Um neg G I jst have sum things to do
  • Wat? Jst a couple of tasks g nt much
  • I am like an oven. I bake 4 u

So?

Btw 1 = yes, 2 = no, 11 = LOL 9 = boooo



Tease.