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Seece on 24 April 2010
SmokedHostage said:
Seece said:
Is swallow really a pokemon move or is Okey trying to tell me something?

Swallow is a real Pokémon move.

It has no effect unless the user has previously used Stockpile since being on the field though.

I could say so much right now ...



 

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Bamboleo on 24 April 2010

LOLOLOL

This thread is gonna be on vgchartz all time best of's



Xmanny2009X on 24 April 2010

This is in order:
1. Attract
2. Harden
3. Swagger
4. Lick
5. Pound
6. Double-Slap
7. Pound again(just for the hell of it)
8. Withdraw
9. Stringshot
10. Explosion
11. Recover

12. Rest

13. Encore(only on anniversaries)


Best thread EVER!!!!!



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Xmanny2009X on 24 April 2010

Xmanny2009X said:
This is in order:
1. Attract
2. Harden
3. Swagger
4. Lick
5. Pound
6. Double-Slap
7. Pound again(just for the hell of it)
8. Withdraw
9. Stringshot
10. Explosion
11. Rest

12. Recover

13. Encore(only on anniversaries)

 

This thread will never go away.  BEST THREAD EVER!!!

 



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Xmanny2009X on 24 April 2010
MaxwellGT2000 said:
Majin-Tenshinhan said:
MaxwellGT2000 said:
Majin-Tenshinhan said:
Oh, this'll be easy.

Wish.

Currently in the same state...

Though it's really not that bad that I need to use wish xD more or less I'm storing up energy to make my attack soon so Solar Beam would fit me.  Although if you want to think in terms of pokemon you hope she doesn't use teleport before you're done storing energy xD

Also Highwaystar if we ever give out real awards, you're getting thread of the year for this one

Well, I'm a soon-to-be 21-year old virgin, so ;p

Well... I'm a soon to be 22 year old virgin LOL

Lulz wuht?  Is this a competition now?  Ok whos next?  Who wants to step up and be Vgchartz oldest virgin?

23 anyone?

Guys, getting laid is not that hard.  Use some of these pokemon moves and your good!



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valen200 on 24 April 2010

I am suddenly reminded of Magikarp for some reason.



"But as always, technology refused to be dignity's bitch."--Vance DeGeneres

 

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valen200 on 24 April 2010
MaxwellGT2000 said:
Majin-Tenshinhan said:
MaxwellGT2000 said:
Majin-Tenshinhan said:
Oh, this'll be easy.

Wish.

Currently in the same state...

Though it's really not that bad that I need to use wish xD more or less I'm storing up energy to make my attack soon so Solar Beam would fit me.  Although if you want to think in terms of pokemon you hope she doesn't use teleport before you're done storing energy xD

Also Highwaystar if we ever give out real awards, you're getting thread of the year for this one

Well, I'm a soon-to-be 21-year old virgin, so ;p

Well... I'm a soon to be 22 year old virgin LOL

Ha!!! I've got you beat!!!  ..... That sounded less dirty in my head.



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thetonestarr on 25 April 2010
Xmanny2009X said:
MaxwellGT2000 said:
Majin-Tenshinhan said:
MaxwellGT2000 said:
Majin-Tenshinhan said:
Oh, this'll be easy.

Wish.

Currently in the same state...

Though it's really not that bad that I need to use wish xD more or less I'm storing up energy to make my attack soon so Solar Beam would fit me.  Although if you want to think in terms of pokemon you hope she doesn't use teleport before you're done storing energy xD

Also Highwaystar if we ever give out real awards, you're getting thread of the year for this one

Well, I'm a soon-to-be 21-year old virgin, so ;p

Well... I'm a soon to be 22 year old virgin LOL

Lulz wuht?  Is this a competition now?  Ok whos next?  Who wants to step up and be Vgchartz oldest virgin?

23 anyone?

Guys, getting laid is not that hard.  Use some of these pokemon moves and your good!

Not everybody WANTS to get laid. Some people have higher priorities.

 

Anyways, guys, the absolute best movesets are obviously the one-Pokemon sets. A set of four moves that any single Pokemon might have. Adding more is OK if it's necessary, but let's see how creative with can get with 'em in sets of four!

 

Chatter
Barrier
U-Turn
Frustration



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scottie on 25 April 2010

Scottie used Strength
??? used Screech
Scottie used Sleep Powder
??? falls asleep
Scottie used string shot


Scottie used harden
??? Used lovely kiss
Scottie used pound...
... It's not very effective
??? used Fake Out
Scottie used snore

:(



MaxwellGT2000 on 25 April 2010
Xmanny2009X said:
MaxwellGT2000 said:
Majin-Tenshinhan said:
MaxwellGT2000 said:
Majin-Tenshinhan said:
Oh, this'll be easy.

Wish.

Currently in the same state...

Though it's really not that bad that I need to use wish xD more or less I'm storing up energy to make my attack soon so Solar Beam would fit me.  Although if you want to think in terms of pokemon you hope she doesn't use teleport before you're done storing energy xD

Also Highwaystar if we ever give out real awards, you're getting thread of the year for this one

Well, I'm a soon-to-be 21-year old virgin, so ;p

Well... I'm a soon to be 22 year old virgin LOL

Lulz wuht?  Is this a competition now?  Ok whos next?  Who wants to step up and be Vgchartz oldest virgin?

23 anyone?

Guys, getting laid is not that hard.  Use some of these pokemon moves and your good!

lol yeah I know, it's not like I try (very hard) to get laid

A lot of the time I don't care lol and then turn girls down, other times seem to be when no one will offer at one point I said I'd wait for marriage too but then my definition of marriage changed so... I'm waiting till someone fits my definition of marriage lol



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