A artist had to be having a fun time with this one........drew a distended abdomen to look like a giant tool or vice versa.   Personally, I think that Jesus should be able to have stomach muscles thick enough without people complaining, I mean he is our lord savior and all.  But, you decide for yourself...

This thread is going to be so locked.

Mary Magdalene is a lucky woman

JESUS CHRIST!!!

The reason that nuns are always smiling....

Anyway, it looks pretty realistic. Except they are leaving out the part where he shit himself and had shit running down his legs.

ok

1) this isn't a poll

2) posting in off topic doesn't allow you to create crappy thread titles

3) d21lewis has to be right, but I didn't click the link so who knows why he is right.

! : O