Post some of your funniest spam you get in your mail

 

ill go first

 

Dearest,

My name is Mrs. Rosemary King I am a dying woman who has decided to
donate what I have to charity and individual through you. You may be
wondering why I chose you.
But someone has to be chosen. I am 59 years old and was diagnosed for
cancer about 2 years ago, immediately after the death of my husband who
had left me everything he worked for.

I have been touched by the Lord to donate part of what I have inherited
from my late husband to charity through you for the good work of
humanity, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband's hard earned
funds inappropriately.
I have asked the Lord to forgive me all my sins and I believe he has,
because He is merciful. I will be going in for an operation, and I pray
that I survive the operation.
I have decided to Willing/Donate the sum of $15 Million (Fifteen
Million Dollars) to charity and individual through you for the good work of
the lord, and to help the motherless, less privileged and also for the
assistance of the widows.

Presently, I have informed my lawyer about my decision in WILLING this
fund to charity through you. I wish you all the best and may the good
Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always
extend the good work to others.
If you are interested to be bless, also willing to bless other's too, I
will inform my Family Lawyer so that he can arrange the release of the
funds to you.
I know I have never met you but my mind tells me to do this and I hope
you are sincerely. I will pay you 35% of this money if you will assist
me because I am now too weak and fragile to do things myself because of
my cancer.

NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until
the task is accomplished, as I don't want anything that will jeopardize
my last wish, due to the fact that I do not want relatives or family
members standing in the way of my last wish.

Love,
Wendy Rosemary King.
mrs.kingrosemary@yahoo.co.uk

PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR FULL NAME, ADDRESS, TELEPHONE/FAX NUMBER ON YOUR
REPLY FOR EASY AND IMMEDIATE COMMUNICATION WITH MY CONSULTANT.

 

GOOD DAY. GREETING IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST. I AM
MR.ALBERT J FRACAS, A WIDOW TO LATE JOAN FRACAS.I AM 47 YEARS OLD,I AM
A NEW CHRISTAIN CONVERT, SUFFERING FROM LONG TIME CANCER OF THE BRAIN,
FROM ALL INDICATION MY CONDITIONS IS REALLY DETERIORATING AND IT IS
QUITE OBVIOUS THAT I WON'T LIVE FOR LONG, ACCORDING TO MY DOCTORS,
THIS IS BECAUSE THE CANCER STAGE HAS GOTTEN TO A VERY BAD STAGE. MY
LATE WIFE WAS KILLED DURING THE U.S. RAID AGAINST TERRORISM IN
AFGHANISTAN, AND DURING HE PERIOD OF OUR MARRIAGE WE COULD'NT PRODUCE
ANY CHILD. MY DOCTOR WILL BE THE ONE SENDING EMAIL MESSAGE TO YOU AS
SOON AS I HEAR BACK FROM YOU BECAUSE OF MY PRESENT CONDITION.NOW
DECIDED TO DEVIDE THE PART OF THIS WEALTH, TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE
DEVELOPMENT OF THE CHURCH IN AMERICA ASIA, AND EUROPE. I AM WILLING TO
DONATE THE SUM OF $6,000.000.00 U.S DOLLARS, TO THE LESS PRIVILEGED.
PLEASE I WANT YOU TO NOTE THAT THIS FUND IS LYING IN A BANK IN
ABIDJAN. I HONESTLY PRAY THAT THIS MONEY, WHEN T! RANSFERRED WILL BE
USED FOR THE SAID PURPOSE, BECAUSE I HAVE COME TO FIND OUT THAT WEALTH
ACQUISITION WITHOUT CHRIST IS VANITY. MAY THE GRACE OF OUR LORD JESUS
THE LOVE OF GOD AND THE FELLOWSHIP OF GOD BE WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY,
I AWAIT
YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.

DR RICHARD GREEN



ON BEHAVE OF MR. ALBERT J FRACAS

I've scam baited this Nigerian scammer on my MSN account. I've befriended him, and made him think that I was his scamming partner. He got his buyers to send me money, but I would always refund them. Now, I just talk to him normally, and he tells me all his scamming secrets, how much money he makes, and his life in Nigeria. He told me that he hates scamming, but he has to do it, in order to survive.

I hadn't got a spam thru the filter for a long time.

What is this "spam" you post of?  Do people really still send dishonest emails?

This is all it said:

Regards LoadedStatement
Help your d1ck to win this girl. Viagro
http://thoseweather.com

Meir Iaconelli

I don't click on spam...

@alex, that's very noble of you, befriending the scammer and refunding his scammees.