Kamal said:
Khuutra said:
Watch the clip Mr. Bubbles posted. They censor out the worst swear words on Cartoon Network, which actually adds to the comedic effect, but if I had to put it in video game terms this stuff is still M-rated.
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My speakers don't work >.>
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Watch the clip anyway. This is what they're saying:
Huey: (Narrating) Some people are scared of zombies and vampires. But the thing that scare black people the most, are niggas and nigga moments. Tom DuBois was as far from a nigga as a black man could be. But Stinkmeaner knew that every black man's spirit is weakened during a nigga moment.(Tom waits patiently for a car to pull out of a parking spot. Before he can pull in, a Benz whips into the spot ahead of him.)Tom Dubois: What the...? Oh, come on, you... you... ni...ncompoop! You can't do that! Hey!! Come on!Huey: (Narrating) Nigga moments can happen to ANY black man at ANY time.(The young black man gets out of the car, pointedly ignoring Tom. Tom gets out and follows him)Tom Dubois: Hey!! That was my space! I had my blinker on and everything!Young Black Man: [Bleep] you, punk-ass, pussy-ass hook-ass, nigga! (Tom flinches) I'll beat your mother[bleep]in' sadiddy ass, nigga! Don't never in yo' LIFE ever try to holla at me nigga! Don't [bleep] with me, nigga, I'll pop da trunk on you bitch ass nigga, get my mother[bleep]in' Uzi... (starts to walk away)(Tom seethes, and starts to convulse as Stinkmeaner's spirit possesses him. Tom's face contorts evilly)Possessed Tom: WHAT DID YOU SAY, NIGGA??(Young black man stops in his tracks, turns around and walks back towards Tom)Young Black Man: (annoyed) You know what, mother[bleep]er? Eat a [bleep], nigga. I'm tired of this motherf--(Possessed Tom jumps in the air and kicks the young black man squarely in the chest with both feet. The force sends the young black man flying through the air and lands hard on the concrete)Possessed Tom: (in a maniacal froth, the young black man cowers in fear) OH YEAH! Look at you! You were talkin' all that GOOD [bleep] a second ago and then you got KICKED IN YO' CHEST! YOU EAT A [bleep] NIGGA, YOU EAT A [bleep]!(Tom's face reverses to his regular self, along with his persona)Tom Dubois: Oh, my god! Sir, are you ok? Who did this to you? What did he look like? DID ANYONE SEE WHO ACCOSTED THIS MAN?
I hope my narrow ass doesn't get banned for quotin'. I added in the bleeps to match the version you'd see on Cartoon Network, or in the censored track of the DVDs (I think they have censored tracks in addition to uncensored).