An Adorable Halo Grunt Tattoo
The Unggoy, a small species of servant warriors that often play the role of Covenant cannon fodder, are one of my favorite enemies in Halo, despite the fact they are not exactly a formidable foe. It could be that my gameplay strategy is similar to theirs as I tend to run straight into enemy territory, shout nonsensical phrases at the top of my lungs, and then die from a seemingly single battle rifle shot to my head. Or maybe I just find them adorable, which happens to be exactly how Sarah feels as well. Excited about getting her first very decorative body modification, she opted for a suicide kamikaze-style grunt tattoo to adorn the upper portion of her left arm. It’s really quite perfect if you think about it. You can complement her lovely pair of blue balls and then offer to show her yours!
bad Math.
