punch vanille in the gut then give her a smack on the booty while telling her to walk it off

push fang off a cliff

slap the crap out of hope and cover his mouth with duct-tape

high five snow and ask him what he's doing hanging out with these idiots mentioned above

lock lightning in a jail cell for about a week to calm down and apologize to snow my marrying him

congratulate sazh on being the coolest character in the game

i will
ask vanille to go on date
steal little chocobo from sazh
ask Lighting to stop trying to be like A FEMALE CLOUD
ask fang where she found the strange dress of hers
say to snow that he sucks and let serah alone
and be friends with hope

I will
vanille, -
little chocobo, -
lightning, -
fang, -
snow, -
hope, -
guy at cash register, my money back please



Yes I think FF is overrated

Have fun hating the definitive JRPG of this generation! Please name one you think is better on the HD consoles.

OT: Things I'd do to certain Final Fantasy characters should be kept secret...

That's what bad voice acting and forced accents in a game gets you.

it has 82 metascore

Wish they would keep the Japanese voice acting and put English subtitles.

I love the whole cast. Especially Fang.

Also I don't think pushing her off a cliff would kill her. She has skills.

So do I....so do I.....

Thankfully, it looks like some other JRPGs are learning to do that.  But for some reason, SquareEnix seems determined to not only skip that process, but force accents and edits to the localized versions of their games.  And not just Final Fantasy, but most of their games.  From Dragon Quest to Mana to even the recent port of Chrono Trigger (why they needed to 're-translate' it, I have no idea).

Perhaps someday they'll learn that part of long term sales comes with a quality product.  And part of a quality product is the games localization not being handled like a quickly done Anime dub.