According to my calculations, the Wii is now about 8 and a half years old in console years.

Soon enough it'll be in its teens, start acting more "mature" and "hip" to fit in with the other consoles, and then it'll start asking to borrow the car...

Ah these good years.  Need to enjoy them while they last.

 Is the Wii female or male?  I need to know if I should be teaching my son to be leacherous or if I should be warning my doughter of the dangers of those horny little bastards looking to score.

The wii and ps3 are both females. Much in the same way u might say isnt she a beautiful ship?

Anyways, heres the proof:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjTF_yiGdFU

I don't know, haven't you seen the size of its Wiimote?

I remember in Sept. and Oct. of last year how everyone was saying there was no reason to preorder or wait at launch for a Wii as there would be PLENTY of stock and you'd be able to just walk in and get one for Christmas.

Now a year later, in a lot of places, you still can't get one. Its pretty ridiculous when you think about it.