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I have a review to submit. Should I post / PM it via the 'Chartz, or just use my Blogger account?



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Ijustlookedatthebox.com?



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I love the idea. So many people state how they don't care for review scores yet everytime a review comes for a big game that does not meet the fans standards a thread is made and now the review site is not credible.

So I agree, every site should only give out perfect scores, that way there won't be any more threads of people complaining about review scores. Maybe then they will finally read the review and find out the reviewer found positive/negative about a game.



Gnac said:
I have a review to submit. Should I post / PM it via the 'Chartz, or just use my Blogger account?

Just send me a message here with the review.  If this gets going, I will have particular people send me email, and I can give you my email address.  I am in the process of changing personal email addresses.


If you send me a review, please send me it in the following format:

Review:
Genre:
System:
Reviewer:

Summary:


Pros:
*
*
*
*

Final Score:
10/10

Note, Review: is for game to be reviewed.  Fill in information to the right side.  Reviewer is you.  Put your name, or whatever you want to be called.  Go with a happy, shiny nickname if you don't want to use your name.  The review should be upbeat and positive, with NO flaws listed.

I would say stick to 10/10, unless the game is seen honestly as off the chart awesome, or a serious pet favorite and you can list a bunch, then you go 11/10.   Over 9000 will NEVER appear.  It shouldn't ever get one of those.  Anyhow, the reviews need to be written from the perspective of a fanboy of the game, best if you actually like a game a lot.  I will be looking to only do one review per game.  Feel free to reply to the game with your own review, with 10/10 being the lowest review.

Example review (and this is on the Blog site, based upon me doing a review of the write up on Gamestop sales site):


Review: Spongebob's Boating Bash
Genre: Racer
System: Nintendo DS (DS version reviewed)
Reviewer: Rich Hutnik

Summary:
Help Spongebob get his boating license.

Pros:
* Contains Spongebob!
* Can play as multiple characters
* Choose from a selection of boats to race.
* Play against family and friends.

Final Score:
10/10



This one was probably to be expected:

Review: Marbles! Balance Challenge / Marble Saga Kororinpa

Genre: Ball-rolling Maze Game
System: Nintendo Wii
Reviewer: Gnac-o-Matic

Summary: Help Anthony the Ant find a golden sunflower seed via the totally unrelated mechanic of rolling a ball around a maze. Later on, the whole damn family turns up to make it the ultimate test of skill and patience. Completing the game imbues one with a sense of achievement akin to that of a reknowned humanitarian.

Pros:
* One-handed gameplay! No nunchuk required.
* The ability to play with your balls without resorting to public exposure.
* Some other things to do with playing online and making your own stages.
* Essential gaming for fans of formicidae.

Final Score: 10/10

The summary section may not be quite as gushing as required, though.



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Ok, I will post that to the Wiki with that as your reviewer name. Feel free to email me future ones.



Gnac, I posted your review in there. I did edit it just a tad. Try to make language more happy and shiny. I did let "play with your balls slide", because it just WAY to weird to not have it. I do want to have the absurdity be subtle, rather than beat people over the head with it being wacky. Having it generate, "They can't be serious... hmm... maybe they are" would be good.



I sent my review of Dante's Inferno.



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wow awesome!ha but yea ff 13 getting a 5 is BS



A Bad Clown said:

I sent my review of Dante's Inferno.

It got posted.


It will likely be a day or two before I add any more.  I have some personal stuff I am tending to, which will mean no computer at that time.