Anyone want to help create a review site that gives every game a 10/10?

[Gnac]

This one was probably to be expected:

Review: Marbles! Balance Challenge / Marble Saga Kororinpa

Genre: Ball-rolling Maze Game
System: Nintendo Wii
Reviewer: Gnac-o-Matic

Summary: Help Anthony the Ant find a golden sunflower seed via the totally unrelated mechanic of rolling a ball around a maze. Later on, the whole damn family turns up to make it the ultimate test of skill and patience. Completing the game imbues one with a sense of achievement akin to that of a reknowned humanitarian.

Pros:
* One-handed gameplay! No nunchuk required.
* The ability to play with your balls without resorting to public exposure.
* Some other things to do with playing online and making your own stages.
* Essential gaming for fans of formicidae.

Final Score: 10/10

The summary section may not be quite as gushing as required, though.