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Forums - Sony Discussion - "The Kratos Facts" Thread

Kratos knows where the weak Points of Giant Enemy Crabs are, but he doesn't hit them, as he does massive damage regardless.



“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”

- George Orwell, ‘1984’

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if you are doing to rip off chuck norris jokes at least pick the funny ones.





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Jesus may have walked on water but Kratos walked on Jesus



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note: my games collection on my profile is only 20ish% complete, i've got a boatload of 360,saturn and dreamcast games to add and a few ps3 games, thanks :)

 

Kratos can have his cake AND eat it, too.



twesterm said:

Quick note-- 10 year old jokes are still old when you only replace the name.

yeah but kratos can alter time so 10 year old jokes can be new anytime kratos wants them to

(i actually don't like kratos much , and i agree with you on your older thread)



I live for the burn...and the sting of pleasure...
I live for the sword, the steel, and the gun...

- Wasteland - The Mission.