I pick my nose way too often, and...
I masturbate some times ;_;
Masturbate is not dirty, if it was sex was supposed to be dirty as well.
| Rainbird said: I pick my nose way too often, and... I masturbate some times ;_; |
lol dude every guy masturbates you would be wierd if you didnt
| invetedlotus123 said: Masturbate is not dirty, if it was sex was supposed to be dirty as well. |
But that's whats makes it fun. Who the hell wants clean sex?
"Life is but a gentle death. Fate is but a sickness that results in extinction and in the midst of all the uncertainty, lies resolve."
- Don't wash my hands after I piss
- I pick my toenails
- I smell my hand after I scratch my ass
- I pick my nose sometimes (don't lie and say you don't!)
- I watch a good amount of porn
That's about it.
Sometimes I'm really, really constipated so I have to dig the shit out of my butt.
And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this PS4... And this gaming PC. - The PS4 and the Gaming PC and that's all I need... And this Xbox 360. - The PS4, the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360, and that's all I need... And these PS3's. - The PS4, and these PS3's, and the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360... And this Nintendo DS. - The PS4, this Xbox 360, and the Gaming PC, and the PS3's, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The Gaming PC and PS4, and Xbox 360, and thePS3's . Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.
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Well. Since I never had real sex I masturbate a lot. And I really saying a LOT, like 3 times per day, sometimes more. And i'm kind obsesses with sex, watch lots of porn(both straight and gay and tentacle hentai). If it starts to mess my life i'm going to pay a hooker, since i'm pretty shy to try with normal girls, it would be my only solution.
| Strategyking92 said: Sometimes I'm really, really constipated so I have to dig the shit out of my butt. |
This quote shall now live in infamy! Hoy hel dude! There's medication for that!
As for me, well, where to begin? I've done all of the above aside from poop-scooping.
Plus drinking from the carton, eat basically anything that looks remotely edible and then there's the lady related stuff.
The Doctor will see you now
Promoting Lesbianism --> 
Esmoreit said:
As for me, well, where to begin? I've done all of the above aside from poop-scooping. Plus drinking from the carton, eat basically anything that looks remotely edible and then there's the lady related stuff. |
Now that my baiting somebody into believing me has worked, I now want to admit I was lying to fit in.
But I doubt that will work 
And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this PS4... And this gaming PC. - The PS4 and the Gaming PC and that's all I need... And this Xbox 360. - The PS4, the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360, and that's all I need... And these PS3's. - The PS4, and these PS3's, and the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360... And this Nintendo DS. - The PS4, this Xbox 360, and the Gaming PC, and the PS3's, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The Gaming PC and PS4, and Xbox 360, and thePS3's . Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.
Obligatory dick measuring Gaming Laptop Specs: Sager NP8270-GTX: 17.3" FULL HD (1920X1080) LED Matte LC, nVIDIA GeForce GTX 780M, Intel Core i7-4700MQ, 16GB (2x8GB) DDR3, 750GB SATA II 3GB/s 7,200 RPM Hard Drive
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