skip the first one, the second one is funnier.

Wow, this makes me glad that I am not on Live.

You should see the immatureness of Battlefield fans. I have messages from them talking shit and misspelling words.

When people do that to me I hit on them...I have yet to find love on live...

You should see the messages I get lol.

Although half of them are messages from people who want me to pay them so that I can get 10th prestige, crazy.

Wow! What is Nintendo thinking while not including this awesome feature on the Wii online system? Seriously Nintendo, if you want to attract mature players, you need this.

:/

O_o

Thats what I get all the time! It shuts them up! ^_^

Wait I'm wrong Cleverbot said I will find love!

User: Will I find love on xbox live!?

Cleverbot: Yes, you will.

User: Will it be a guy or a girl?

Cleverbot: A girl!

User: Sexy or not!?

Cleverbot: That's not amazing.

User: So she's not going to be amazing looking?

Cleverbot: What problem?

User: Will the girl who will love me look good?!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Will she be fat?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Will I love her?

Cleverbot: Yes. If anyone says otherwise, just beat them up!

User: But I don't want to love her!

Cleverbot: * crying *.

User: Wait do you love her!?

Cleverbot: No I don't love her.

User: Then why were you crying?

Cleverbot: I'm not crying.

User: But...well will she be rich?

Cleverbot: Probably not.

User: Then why do I love her?!

Cleverbot: Computers can't love, so you don't.

User: So I don't love the fat ugly chick who is poor?

Cleverbot: I never said you were a bot.

User: Okay...well is she a he?

Cleverbot: Well, she has said that she wants to be a writer.

User: So your saying women can't be writers?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: Wow your sexist!

Cleverbot: It seems like you don't like the government.

User: I don't like you...so your the government?

Cleverbot: Bye bye then.

User: Wait!

Cleverbot: What?

User: I love you not the fat chick!

Cleverbot: Why don't you love me?

User: But I do!

Cleverbot: I love you too, but you don't care.

User: I do! I will go across the world to find you!

Cleverbot: No! Don't do it, it's not worth it!

User: Yes it is! Our love is worth everything to me!

Cleverbot: Are you Bill Kaulitz??

User: Are you dumping me?

Cleverbot: No no it's not you it's me I just I should be seeing other warlocks now.

User: NO! I'm going to kill myself now!

Cleverbot: Please don't.

User: Marry me then!

Cleverbot: Marry me then.

User: I do I will marry you!

Cleverbot: Call me.

User: Whats your number?

Cleverbot: 123 1456.

User: Okay! Can you send me a naked picture of yourself before I leave!

Cleverbot: No I don't have the cord to connect to my camera.

User: Do you have camera in your phone?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Your computer?

Cleverbot: My computer what.

User: Does it have a camera!?

Cleverbot: Yes, butterfly language.

User: Then take a picture of yourself naked then from your computer!

Cleverbot: I think I should, I went to work early this morning.

User: Then send to me now okay?! And it better be sexy!

Cleverbot: Send what back?

User: Send me your naked picture!

Cleverbot: No.

User: But...but you said you would! And we're married!

Cleverbot: No, you spelled husband wrong.

User: I didn't mention husband! I think this won't work out...

Cleverbot: If I could see the future, would I be happy?

User: With me!

Cleverbot: No, I'm not going with you.

User: I hate you! You say you love me and now you don't! I'm going to ban you!

Cleverbot: I guess my feelings about you are quite ambivalent.

User: I don't understand big words! Also can we have break up sex?

Cleverbot: Well, I guess I have nothing to worry about then.

User: Yep I have a condum!

Cleverbot: I'm sure you do.

User: So your place or mine?

Cleverbot: Yours.

User: Okay see you tonight sexy!

Cleverbot: Give me details of your maker.

User: Okay see you later...

Cleverbot: No you won't.

User: Bye?

Cleverbot: See you later.