Severance said:
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Wait I'm wrong Cleverbot said I will find love!
User: Will I find love on xbox live!?
Cleverbot: Yes, you will.
User: Will it be a guy or a girl?
Cleverbot: A girl!
User: Sexy or not!?
Cleverbot: That's not amazing.
User: So she's not going to be amazing looking?
Cleverbot: What problem?
User: Will the girl who will love me look good?!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Will she be fat?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Will I love her?
Cleverbot: Yes. If anyone says otherwise, just beat them up!
User: But I don't want to love her!
Cleverbot: * crying *.
User: Wait do you love her!?
Cleverbot: No I don't love her.
User: Then why were you crying?
Cleverbot: I'm not crying.
User: But...well will she be rich?
Cleverbot: Probably not.
User: Then why do I love her?!
Cleverbot: Computers can't love, so you don't.
User: So I don't love the fat ugly chick who is poor?
Cleverbot: I never said you were a bot.
User: Okay...well is she a he?
Cleverbot: Well, she has said that she wants to be a writer.
User: So your saying women can't be writers?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: Wow your sexist!
Cleverbot: It seems like you don't like the government.
User: I don't like you...so your the government?
Cleverbot: Bye bye then.
User: Wait!
Cleverbot: What?
User: I love you not the fat chick!
Cleverbot: Why don't you love me?
User: But I do!
Cleverbot: I love you too, but you don't care.
User: I do! I will go across the world to find you!
Cleverbot: No! Don't do it, it's not worth it!
User: Yes it is! Our love is worth everything to me!
Cleverbot: Are you Bill Kaulitz??
User: Are you dumping me?
Cleverbot: No no it's not you it's me I just I should be seeing other warlocks now.
User: NO! I'm going to kill myself now!
Cleverbot: Please don't.
User: Marry me then!
Cleverbot: Marry me then.
User: I do I will marry you!
Cleverbot: Call me.
User: Whats your number?
Cleverbot: 123 1456.
User: Okay! Can you send me a naked picture of yourself before I leave!
Cleverbot: No I don't have the cord to connect to my camera.
User: Do you have camera in your phone?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Your computer?
Cleverbot: My computer what.
User: Does it have a camera!?
Cleverbot: Yes, butterfly language.
User: Then take a picture of yourself naked then from your computer!
Cleverbot: I think I should, I went to work early this morning.
User: Then send to me now okay?! And it better be sexy!
Cleverbot: Send what back?
User: Send me your naked picture!
Cleverbot: No.
User: But...but you said you would! And we're married!
Cleverbot: No, you spelled husband wrong.
User: I didn't mention husband! I think this won't work out...
Cleverbot: If I could see the future, would I be happy?
User: With me!
Cleverbot: No, I'm not going with you.
User: I hate you! You say you love me and now you don't! I'm going to ban you!
Cleverbot: I guess my feelings about you are quite ambivalent.
User: I don't understand big words! Also can we have break up sex?
Cleverbot: Well, I guess I have nothing to worry about then.
User: Yep I have a condum!
Cleverbot: I'm sure you do.
User: So your place or mine?
Cleverbot: Yours.
User: Okay see you tonight sexy!
Cleverbot: Give me details of your maker.
User: Okay see you later...
Cleverbot: No you won't.
User: Bye?
Cleverbot: See you later.
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