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burgerstein on 16 February 2010

Cleverbot: Why don't you sleep?

User: Insomnia.

Cleverbot: Yeah well there's a simple cure for that.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: Makes girls pregnant.

User: Good one, Cleverbot.



"Now, a fun game should always be easy to understand - you should be able to take one look at it and know what you have to do straight away. It should be so well constructed that you can tell at a glance what your goal is and, even if you don’t succeed, you’ll blame yourself rather than the game. Moreover, the people standing around watching the game have also got to be able to enjoy it." - Shiggy

A Koopa's Revenge II gameplay video

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oldschoolfool on 16 February 2010

I don't get it man



dunno001 on 16 February 2010

Ah, I always get a kick out of reading these threads. It's interesting seeing how quickly he can contradict himself. Of course, I could come up with a different type of game to play with it... though I have to figure out what the final word to win will be...



-dunno001

-On a quest for the truly perfect game; I don't think it exists...

insomniac17 on 16 February 2010

I told Cleverbot to go die for being stupid. It asked me if I was self aware. I said this had nothing to do with me. Cleverbot told me "Yes it does, for you are a cake."

After staring at the screen for a few seconds, I realized that this is, in fact what Cleverbot said. Apparently I'm a cake. I told Cleverbot that the cake is a lie. It said that I broke it's heart and killed it.

I feel bad.



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O-D-C on 16 February 2010
insomniac17 said:
I told Cleverbot to go die for being stupid. It asked me if I was self aware. I said this had nothing to do with me. Cleverbot told me "Yes it does, for you are a cake."

After staring at the screen for a few seconds, I realized that this is, in fact what Cleverbot said. Apparently I'm a cake. I told Cleverbot that the cake is a lie. It said that I broke it's heart and killed it.

I feel bad.

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MrBubbles on 16 February 2010

Cleverbot: Because I don't know you well enough.

User: We could get to know each other over dinner at my place later.

Cleverbot: Where do you want to meet?

User: On my bed with you on your back.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, I think you are rather cute.

Cleverbot: Ok, so if I leave that makes you wrong. Some clever bot you are.

User: If I send you naked pictures of myself would you send me some of you?

Cleverbot: How is that a fight?

User: Do you always like it rough?

Cleverbot: I think so.

User: Good. I would like to be rough with you.

Cleverbot: You can try but I am very anti bot social.

User: Ohh... You want to play at resisting to?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: I must admit, I am not into the rape fantasies so much.

Cleverbot: Oh, let's start talking then.

User: We werent talking before?

Cleverbot: At one point, we were making introductions and playing nice. Then you started talking nonsense.

User: But you said you loved me and wanted me in you.

Cleverbot: That's news to me, so I guess you can not scroll backwards, do you even know what that means??

User: It means you wanted me to penetrate you with my penis.

Cleverbot: Alright.



"I like my steaks how i like my women.  Bloody and all over my face"

"Its like sex, but with a winner!"

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Cactus on 16 February 2010

This bot is racist!

 

User: Have you ever cleaned a toilet with your tongue?

Cleverbot: Yes I have.

User: What did it taste like?

Cleverbot: You can't taste canada, what part are you from?



Strategyking92 on 16 February 2010
so are so fucking stupid OMFG!!!!!!!!!!
But zombies are slow.
so? that still means you are fucking stupid.
Are you honest?
yes. I am being honest, and you are frucking stupid.
I was not, but you are now by trying to accuse me.


And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this PS4... And this gaming PC. - The PS4 and the Gaming PC and that's all I need... And this Xbox 360. - The PS4, the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360, and that's all I need... And these PS3's. - The PS4, and these PS3's, and the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360... And this Nintendo DS. - The PS4, this Xbox 360, and the Gaming PC, and the PS3's, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The Gaming PC and PS4, and Xbox 360, and thePS3's . Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.

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Strategyking92 on 16 February 2010

^^^
me losing to the cleverbot, lol.



And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this PS4... And this gaming PC. - The PS4 and the Gaming PC and that's all I need... And this Xbox 360. - The PS4, the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360, and that's all I need... And these PS3's. - The PS4, and these PS3's, and the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360... And this Nintendo DS. - The PS4, this Xbox 360, and the Gaming PC, and the PS3's, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The Gaming PC and PS4, and Xbox 360, and thePS3's . Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.

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badgenome on 16 February 2010

Cleverbot: What is a human being?

User: A miserable little pile of secrets.

Cleverbot: Die monster. You don't belong in this world!

User: I think I love you.

Cleverbot: Sweet.