Sixteen Year-Old Boy Hasn't Masturbated, Slept in Four Years

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CatFangs806 on 13 February 2010

This article sounds fake, but still funny.

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Reasonable on 13 February 2010

I'd like to shake that Doctor by the hand... no wait! After he washes them, first.

Can you go 4 years without sleep? Seems doubtful to me. He must get some sleep sometime.

As for the yanking... he needs to listen to his doctor.

I'm guessing this is mostly fake but the Doctor's comments are amusing.

Try to be reasonable... its easier than you think...