identifies as a lion on tax returns

Sees hallucinations of stabbing me. *Is flown into the air and dropped like the dense metal ball that he is by my eagles

Will be punished for hurting my countrymen

is so dense, nothing escapes him

Is correct to call the little black bomber dense

understands the gravity of the situation

Exploded in some guys ass.

mentioned my recently deceased pet donkey, which I wasn't aware Captain Explosion knew I had. But, like I mentioned early, nothing escapes him so I shouldn't be too surprised.

a master in steering perception

somehow thinks I suggested he fornicated with my donkey, rather than simply inserting c4 into its rectum and obliterating it. I suppose for the donkey's sake I would have rather he simply have sodomized the creature. At least then I wouldn't be sitting here crying after having to sweep up bits of donkey dripping with blood and my tears.