Not sure if this will get locked but kotaku posted this article lol

Its called "full service station" 😂 

• Heres the story:

• For a game that took so long to come out, the porn world had no problem shooting out a FFXV parody right quick.
  

  Note: This article contains content some readers might find objectionable.

  Of course, if it exists, there is a porn of it. Since Final Fantasy XV does exist, we have this, as noted by website Michaelsan.

   

  For an adult parody, they did okay with the title logo! But that dude in the trench coat does not look like a Final Fantasy character. For one thing, he’s in all black, and yet, he’s wearing light brown shoes? Bwah?

   

  [Image via Michaelsan]

  But really, there’s something else off with this.

  A summary, via NSFW Brazzers.com, for those who enjoy reading:

  Sean Lawless’s car has broken down and goes to see a mechanic in the middle of the desert. Nikki Benz comes out and inspects Mr. Lawless’s car. Ms. Benz says how she’d hate to charge him for the damage but that she has to keep her business afloat. Sean figures Nikki’s teasing him with her huge tits so that he’s willing to pay any price she throws at him. But when a monstrous troll appears, Nikki fights off the creature. Busty Nikki Benz soon realizes she still has another monster to tame—Sean’s big cock, that is!

  I KNOW, SEAN DOES NOT HAVE FINAL FANTASY HAIR. So glad we got that figured out.

If they didn't told me it was a FF XV, I wouldn't have realized. God, it's so bad done...

Making a FF XV porn parody should be extremely easy. I mean, four guys in the middle of nowhere, their car stop function and the mechanic is a young lady with oversized boobs. They don't have money to pay, she offers them "an alternative". C'mon, this story writes itself. I don't know how the hell could they fuck it up xD

Probably not enough girly looking sausages available.

But let's be honest, FFXV is way better suited for a gay porn parody (or a bisex one).

Oh I was thinking(NSFW) Cocktis would have magical dildos he makes appear out of thin air to take on Cindy while Fuckto films,Titnus  needs her to squirt of a new recipe and Coxious (thinkof a better name for glad for me) has the biggest "sword" of them all.

I haven't watched it, mostly because i can't find it free online xD but also because nikki isn't even hott.

And what doesn't have a porn parody?

Bulk Slash. I have looked.

Don't make me Google this.  I have peaked at the She-Hulk parody. I so want to unsee it.

I'm extremely disappointed. I was expecting some overly feminine emo porn, not this trash.

not watching it. you don't have to see everything.