So, I need help getting a couple co-op trophies.

Professor Portal - I need someone who hasn't played Portal 2 online yet (or someone to create an Alt Account)

Triple Crown - Beat 3 courses in under 60 seconds (Should be easy)

Still Alive (I can possibly do this by myself)

Friends List With Benefits - I need to hug 3 people on my friends list. (Or 1 person with 3 accounts)

Really? No ones willing to help a brotha out?

Max, no Portal for Ps3 here, but I think you can do both Professor Portal and Friends with Benefits by playing splitscreen (and changing accounts while doing so).

Both are online only.

Apparently no one bought the game here. This is why i hate online trophies. None of my friends play the same games as i do. 

PS - ill be consulting your RE Revelations trophy guide

This is a very long-shot, but Max, add "GCAF" to your friend list (and tell him Damian sent you) and ask for help with those trophies. If he still has the game, he will help you out with them.