http://majornelson.com/2013/06/13/win-a-special-mountain-dew-doritos-xbox-one-promotional-package/

Quick, someone pull up Geoff in his hat.

You have to admit, MS knows how to advertise.

I think the design looks awesome and is very memorable.

And another aspect of the Xbone that will never leave the USA.

If by that, you mean they have truckloads of money to purchase advertising space on popular consumer brands, then yes :P

In terms of actual advertising campaigns, I've never really liked them and I've always felt them to be quite lackluster, but that's just my opinion. 

Do we have to connect those Doritos to the internet to get permission to eat them?

Does the bag watch you while you eat?

Mountain Dew is disgusting though.

You need permission to eat and drink them.

Yes they watch you when you go to the bathroom but thats it. It detects bowel movements and turns the observation on.

Have ta admit though, this will get dudes to buy the console. Assuming they don't have good internet and they don't see all the memes and hate on reddit and facebook.