One night I was in the park with my friend doing some marijuana. It was pretty windy so I got up close to my friend while he was rolling so the shit wouldn't fly away. As we were standing there in close proximity 2 guys I know from school rode by on bikes... I said Hello to them and they said Hi back and I thought nothing of it... 

Until I go into school the following monday (above was on saturday) and I find out a bunch of people think I'm gay. Apparently it looked like we were making out, and now that I think of it the lighting wasn't helping one bit (under the light of a park lamp, looked kind of romantic I guess). Of course, I'm not gay, hence the title, and I don't really give a crap if some people think I am, but I do really hate having to dispel rumours. 

What rumours have been spread about you?

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I recently had to can a rumor of having an outy. I told a female customer awhile  ago I had a outy. She seemed really turned on by that. So she came back recently with friends all drunk and was like " Can we see your outy " I was like "nope" .. the she started trying to unbutton my shirt. I pulled away and she was like "let me see ittttt" and started chasin me around the store while im saying I dont have one. All other customers "do you have one? show it!" so after like 10 other random ppl were buggin I had to show them I didnt have one. They seemed really disappointed.

There was a nasty rumor that I bought a PS3 because I said I bought Halo Legends.

When it was just a Samsung bluray player that I used.

Shit... I mean mine was pretty bad but this is just sick. If there is a hell, whoever started that rumour will for sure rot in it.

I haven't been in high school or college for a long time so no rumors. Most of the rumor shit stops once you leave high school.

This thread she be kept unvideo game related. Real life only.

I play World of Warcraft and have been in the same guild for almost 5 years.

I take a break in gaming in general when I go to teach merit badges to boy scouts during the summer, since 2005.

So back when I was 19 the first conflict issue with my summer job and raiding came up.  We were currently raiding Ulduar in 2009 and I told my guild leader the situation and she had no problem.  I kept in touch with my guild via vent those 2 months.  Soon one of our guildies started a joke that I go to this scout camp cause I sexual harassment these young boys.

Now most took it for a joke, some took it semi-seriously.  Since I was ever present in vent while they raided I just denied it despite them making cracks at me with "little boy" jokes.  The joke is still alive today 4 years later, a couple guildies on a daily basis make a "little boy" cracks and a majorit even the guild leader occasional does the same.  It's funny when we get new guild mates who think its serious and get really confused. 

Now I dont want to side track this thread into talking about me. So read this response and leave it at that. Same goes for anybody else who reads this.

Im the go-to 360 fan "leader" on Youtube. 3000+ subs not including the hundreds of unsubbed haters that see me. It was damaging to my image. But on a personal note, I never owned a Sony console so naturally the rumor felt weird.

LOL indeed :P